“I hope they hurry, we can’t have a war outbreak without electing a beauty queen first”
“The lettuce that’s been in the fridge for a week.”
“As a Miss Lebanon contestant, how many cups of water do you add to each cup of rice?
-Em Sherif “
“Mouawad [the designer], after Nada broke the crown to 15 pieces.”
“A family of birds could easily make a home in her dress.”
“Nour Arida gave 9.95 to most of the contestants, which reminded me of a university professor who grades on a curve to ensure everyone passes.”
“Please speed up the results—the contestants have developed arthritis from standing around and waiting”