Do you know what’s worse than driving on bad roads? Driving next to someone who throws a panic attack every five minutes. No matter how slow you drive, your mom will always tell you that you are driving too fast.
She wants to know everything about your friends
“Who are they? Where are they from? What’s their major?”
She makes you wear a jacket everyday
You should dress according to what she feels, and that is wearing a jacket every day no matter how hot it is.
She still remembers the rules of Arabic grammar
You don’t even remember what a “moubtada2” is. How does she do it?
You are her little munchkin no matter how old you are
It doesn’t matter if your forty years old, moved out, and have kids, you will always be her perfect moon pie!