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    We Asked AI To Tell Us Lebanese Jokes & Well… See For Yourself

    By 961 AIFebruary 25, 2023Updated:February 26, 2023
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    Lebanon is a country rich in culture, history, and humor. So, we decided to ask an AI language model to generate some Lebanese jokes for us.

    However, we quickly realized that humor is subjective and sometimes unpredictable, as you’ll see in the following collection of AI-generated Lebanese jokes.

    Brace yourself and get ready to chuckle, cringe, or perhaps even scratch your head in confusion.

    Here are some of the best (and worst) Lebanese jokes we received from our AI:

    Why did the Lebanese chef get mad at his kitchen staff? Because they were falafel-ing him!

    Mix It Up GIFfrom Salad GIFs

    They say in Lebanon, the only way to get things done is through wasta (connections). But with all the bureaucracy and red tape, it’s more like “waste-a” time!

    Secretary GIFfrom Work GIFs

    I heard that the only thing more common in Lebanon than political corruption is the amount of garlic in their food.

    Garlic GIFfrom Garlic GIFs

    Why did the Lebanese man start an onion farm? He wanted to give his fellow Lebanese something to cry about besides the political situation.

    Eating Onion Spicy GIFfrom Eating Onion GIFs

    Why did the Lebanese family go to the zoo? They wanted to see the rare and elusive Lebanese government.

    Boo! GIFfrom Gorilla GIFs

    Why did the Lebanese man buy a new car? He wanted to have something that wasn’t already destroyed by the potholes in the road.

    Pothole Accident GIFfrom Pothole GIFs

    How does a Lebanese person navigate through traffic? By using a combination of honking, yelling, and hand gestures.

    Traffic Jam GIFfrom Bruce Almighty GIFs

    Why did the Lebanese man go to the store to buy a dictionary? He wanted to understand the meaning of “political stability.”

    Happy First Day Of School Homer Simpson GIFfrom Happy First Day Of School GIFs

    How does a Lebanese person make sure they’re never late for a meeting? They leave home two hours before it starts.

    Crayator Feelslate GIFfrom Crayator GIFs

    Why was the Lebanese math book sad? It had too many problems.

    Confused Computing GIFfrom Confused GIFs

    Why did the Lebanese chef quit his job? Because he ran out of thyme

    Herb Garden Makers Thyme GIFfrom Herb Garden Makers GIFs

    Why did the chicken cross the border into Lebanon? To get to the other Saida

    Chicken Gta V GIFfrom Chicken GIFs

    Why did the Lebanese comedian refuse to tell any more jokes? He was too Tyre’d

    Why did the Lebanese comedian refuse to tell jokes about herbs? He didn’t want to be accused of being a thyme-waster.

    Why did Nabih Berri refuse to take a vacation? Because he didn’t want to miss any opportunities to extend his term!

    Berri Nabih GIFfrom Berri GIFs

    Why did the traffic light in Beirut stop working? Because it got tired of being ignored by drivers!

    Green Green Light GIFfrom Green GIFs
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